The Post Office Fiasco
by Ajith and Rishub
March 2007 (Spring Break)
I hate this Post office. It is just like sitting idle. I would rather be at club house. But Balvihaar is worse. I wish I had a DS, WII, TV etc that I could play with here. I would really be happy here if those things were here and I would not complain then. I feel like I am being tortured here. I would be happy to get out of here. This place is only comparable to jail of Balvihar. Overall, this place is boring, stupid and not active.
I see a lot of people and the second I got in into this post office, I knew it was boring. I also knew that we would be here for a long time, as there was such a long line. This place is so dull. All I can see here is stamps, computers, lockers and people. The people here also think that this place is boring. For example, we saw two other kids that were bored like us. The people here probably thought the same thing as me when they walked in. We were so shocked when we were told that we may have to stay here for another hour.
One purpose of being here is to mail stuff. My purpose of being here is to get another passport. Also, people come to buy stamps and envelopes. There is a nice computer here to help buy stuff without standing in line. The computer has 3 options.. First to mail a letter, second to buy stamps and lastly to find information. There is a stamp machine also. It has 16 kinds of stamps and they are regular priced. You get 20 stamps for about $7 or $8.
I heard about Bob ….
Bob's Time Machine
Once, there lived a nice guy called Bob. He wanted to mail a letter to his parents. He went to the post office but he was standing in line the whole day but never got a chance. He got really mad and his face became red. He went to the post office every day for two weeks but he still didn't get to mail it. He got really mad and he broke everything in the post office and ran around it a bit crazy. Bob also set the post office on fire. He owed the post office $1 Million. He didn't have the money and he got arrested and was sent to jail.
Alcatraz was the name of the jail. There, he made a friend. There were a lot of bullies in the jail and his friend saved him every time. In return he taught his friend to read. Bob and his friend thought they could get out. They broke a hole in the wall at night and escaped. They had to swim in the cold water but survived.
Bob and his friend started a business which basically made things that nobody could figure out how to make. The business was called Ban-Anas. They had a lot of customers and became billionaires. They made a time machine as their product. They also made a jet pack, flying cars, a shrink ray, a laser pen and a hover craft. Bob used the Tiime machine and undid what he had done at the post office. But he also made sure he went to jail at Alcatraz, made his friend to eventually become the billionaire.
When Bob became a billionaire, he had to give lots of money away. He was forced to give it to charity. Also, he gave it to the poor people. But he owed a lot of money to the bank and lost it all. He was poor now. But he was very happy. It was a life well lived.
